Title: Giraffe Problems (Keywords) and Author: jory (Keywords)

Edward the giraffe can't understand why his neck is as long and bendy and ridiculous as it is. No other animal has a neck this absurd. He's tried disguising it, dressing it up, strategically hiding it behind bushes - anything he can think of. But just when he's exhausted his neck-hiding options, ...

Edward the giraffe can't understand why his neck is as long and bendy and ridiculous as it is. No other animal has a neck this absurd. He's tried disguising it, dressing it up, strategically hiding it behind bushes - anything he can think of. But just when he's exhausted his neck-hiding options, ...